OMG! Pls... Batal POSER!!!!

Is 2nd week of the holy fasting month for our Muslim friends. Well, Im fasting too :-p Follow lorrr.... nothing harm. We learn their culture & belives so they will do the same to us. Respect each other. WORLD PEACE!

Make today's story short. While I was prepare some amount from my pay to change new notes (duit raya) I noticed Mr.M keep counting his $$$$ infront all of us. After front pocket then took $$$ from left pant pocket after that $$$ right pant pocket. OMG! Show Off! Jesus & Allah please do something about this old creature that you've created! ( I'm praying like no tomorrow). Me & Coyotte (musang licin) went to the bank get new notes. We waited about 15min & my number been called. Sadly, all notes finished for today. The bank teller told us to come tomorrow morning at 9.30 morning. What a shocked, Mr. 'M' was sitting next to coyotte smiling like monkey get bananas. GATAL! + Bhurhuk Ruhperrr. i politely told Mr.'M' that bank out-of new note for today. He crinckle his ugly huge fat nose & say "have lot inside.... I can get it." Huhh.. such berlagak! We left him alone there.....

All of a sudden, we were shocked by Mr.M say..: " tengok ni.. saper kater takder... sayer dapat tukar... " Coyotte terbeliak! Me too! Guess what?! He has friend there & can get new notes easily. So he proudly & misai up said:" Asal tak cakap nak tukar, bagitau lah. Sayer boleh tukar kan. Nanti tulis berapa nak tukar. Sayer call kawan sayer ittew." I refused! Sorry! "Tak perlulah... I boleh tukar sendiri... esok pagi pun tak per... bukan banyak duit i ni pooonnn...." I so pissed! I know he like to make jokes.. but that was the most hilarious joke of the day.

"Kalau pun nak show off. Tak perlu depan orang yang tak heran! Moralnya, cara show-off macam itteww sesuai untuk orang yang tak EDUCATED & JAKUN + SAKAI sahaja... sekian terima kasih!" Gerammmmmmm....... Terus I BATAL puasa.. sebab gi makan kat MAMA's Kitchen.. hehehe :-p

Lampu Lip-Lap Raya

Sampai ofis terasa tenang semacam, tidak rasa boring ataupun menyampah. Hati pula berlagu riang... lalalalala..... sejurus punggung berlabuh di kerusi ofis yang keras empuknya, tangan mencapai punat "start" untuk hidupkan komputer. Pagi-pagi lagi semak baki duit dalam Maybank menerusi online, RM80.00 terpampang pada skrin monitor. Hm... tiada pertambahan. Claim out-station belum masuk lagi, lamanya..! Tapi hal ini sedikit pun tidak hilangkan mood. Jam 10.00, saya diarahkan kerja luar. Senang hati pula saya turut perintah. Pelik pelik pelik.....

Selesai kerja luar, terus menuju ke Bangsar South menjemput a'a hantar pergi tempat kerja. Sempat pujuk dia temankan pergi Carrefour beli lampu lip-lap raya. Banyak pilihan... tapi beli yang termampu sahaja lah... yang penting kene kreatif. Betul tak? 3 jenis lampu saya beli. Dalam otak sudah terfikir macam mana nak hias lampu ni.

Macam biasalah, sebelah petang pergi gym join hip-hop. Pastu buat bhg. abs pula. Berpeluh-peluh! Lencun satu badan. Dalam jam 10.00, saya balik rumah dulu, rehat. Sementara tunggu a'a habis kerja jam 12mlm. Ingat nak lelap jap, tapi tidak jadi. Usaha untuk memasang lampu lip-lap diteruskan. 1 jam buat. Akhirnya siap juga.... "klik" tah...dah.... gemerlapan lampu bertukar-tukar warna. chanteks! Tengok jam dah jam 12mlm, bergegas saya capai kunci kereta. Brooommmmmm......... terus mengambil hati yang satu ittew. Happy & syukur kehidupan hari ini berjalan dengan aman,damai dan gembira. Love a'a!

Great Offer-Kia Spectra

I received text from my dear friend, " Dear, Naza-Kia now offer Spectra Basic-1.6cc with lowest price ever and installment only at RM399/month. Grab this opportunity & drive your new spectra on this Aidilfitri." She is a sale-person from Naza-Kia. Which I bought my precious car-Naza Suria from her.

I set-up a "date" with her to know more information about the offer. Of course there's other topics / gossips too. :-) Basicly, Naza-Kia wanted to clear spectra's stocks which because of they are having new model of spectra: Spectra Novus & Spectra 5. Naza-Kia offer 1st 100units loan at 0% interest. The 101th unit onward loan at 1% interest. Installment up-to 12 years. Loan by Naza-Kia.

I think it is a good deal. Look at their interest rate 0%, maximum 1%. Where we can find such low interest compared with bank's loan. It is the lowest interest rate ever. I admit that the interior of this Kia-Spectra basic model is not fully accessories & not much seen on-the -road today. But for me, why you care? You're buying it by your own ringgits. As long as you have "kaki" to go anywhere you wanted without hussle to Q for public transport. Especially rainny day. Put your thinkin' cap now to make a good choice for your ringgits.

Love This Song..

BUBBLY - Colbie Caillat

I've been awake for a while now
You've got me feelin' like a child now
Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place

They start in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go

The rain is falling on my window pane
But we are hiding in a safer place
Under covers staying dry and warm
You give me feelings that I adore
What am I going to say
When you make me feel this way
I just mmmmm.......

I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth

And it stats in my soul
And I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feeling shows
Cause you make me smile baby
Just take your time now
Holdin' me tight

Wherever wherever wherever you go 2x
Wherever you go
I always know
Cause you make me smile
Even just for a while

Insurance & Road Tax

Tergaru-garu kepala yang tidak gatal. Duit!Duit!Duit! Aduh...asyik tidak cukup. Pinjam dengan "Ah-Bang Long" takut...tambah kalau teringat kes kena ugut, simbah cat. "Mereka bukan Ah-Long, tapi Abg.Long; Abg selalu nak tolong, tidak bayar kita hidup merana terlolong; kononnya dari Bukit Beruntung, tapi tiada sijil kelahiran langsung".

Semua kad ATM dicocok, RM10.00 pun ditekan keluar (kaya kad atm jer). Akhirnya cukup! Melayang RM950.00. Sejurus dapat road tax & resit insuran apa tunggu lagi.. bergegas pula ke pejabat pos , tuntut subsidi RM625.00 . Tarik nafas lega, adalah juga buat belanja sampai hujung bulan.

Hati berazam untuk menyimpan mulai dari hari ini! hehehe...

Hmmm......

After I reached my very own home-sweet-home, "it's too late to apologize, it's too late......." phone rang with One Republic ft. Timbalan's hit song. Text! Surprise but I stil keep cool. A text from Ucop Sontorian the 'New Village Boy'. Wonder what he want this time?! And shockin' content " Dia dgn bangga bercerrrrr psl kerja dia gan konco sepesen dkt D'End depan i. Dia kater time kiter pulak wat keje mcm budak2 malu2 kucing. i cuma mampu ttawa kecil tp dlm ati sumpah seranah atas KELAHARAN mulut org tua ittew". What the hell....?! It seem like someone was talking behind and made it as a hillarious joke of the day. Whatever....... does he think that he is better than us... That damn 'M' much more like a clown in a jump-suit match blue tie! (GERAM) I've lost respect for 'M' in some part....

Share this story with my a'a (a person makes no room for others ;-P ), a'a cool me down with a surprise treat at SEED cafe in Mid Valley for buka puasa. A'a came with the cute Soleha, she is 1 of the fitness's staf. I've odered nasi lemak, a'a & Soleha odered hainan chicken rice. I totally forget bout the damn 'M'. I pray to God to give me strenght and patient while going through all these. I know HE listen to me & love more than anyone could be. Thank you Lord. Amen!

End Of Trip

Hari ini merupakan hari terakhir operasi pemantauan. Penat jangan ditanya, tambahan pula cuaca tidak menentu. Kejap hujan kejap cerah. Pelbagai ragam pengurus & pekerja di setiap kedai/premis yang dipantau. Ada gelabah, ada yang marah, keliru, buat-buat garang... pendek kata macam-macam... ada yang sampai menganggap kami ini kaki kacau yang bawa "suweh". Aduh... kalau melihat pada rupa. Semua pegawai handsome, macho, smart. Tapi yang paling meletup antara semua of courselah si editor blog ini..hihihi.... cayalah! Habis satu pekan Muar kami ronda. Gigih!

Tetiba semangat nak all-out terbantut! Tau kenapa? Entah apa punya "ong" kami semua En.M ada di dalam van dengan kemeja match tie dia. Kononnya nak join sekali buat pemantauan... padahal hanya berdiri sambil tangan silang depan dada tengok sahaja. Hah.... ni paling menarik antara semua scene, dia masuk ke dalam kedai yang kami tengah periksa terus sergah tak tentu fasal. Niat dia baik hendak menolong, tapi keadaan bertukar jadi haru sekejap. Melopong kitorang yang ada di dalam kedai, hilang mood! Tambah pula pengaman A datang menjerit-jerit " Mana tauke?! Keluarlah, inikah cara u mau layan orang penguatkuasa!" Pucat-lesi awek-awek cun staff kedai itu. pengaman A yang sengal ni, suka sergah-sergah. Cian awek tu. Nasib baik En.M tak lama terus balik ke hotel. Pakai ala smart untuk satu jam sahaja, motif? Insiden tadi terus menjadi bahan panas - gosip. Walaupun bengang kitorang kerja tetap mau jalan. Pada jam 4.00 petang, Ucop Sontorian dengan kuasa mohor nasi lomaqs "new village" mengumumkan setakat sini sahaja tugas hari ini. Mission accomplished, Bravo! Baik juga Ucop jadi bos... Jasamu dikenang...

Out-Station

Tanpa disangka saya terima secara PAKSA menyertai pasukan operasi ke Muar, Johor. Tidak punya pilihan! En.M memberi kata putus semalam. Muktamad! Keluar sahaja dari bilik En.M "Hish.... dia ni tak penat2 ker nak out-station. Dah lah kopak, claim tak masyuk. Bulu adar banyak larrr.." Terlopong Ucop Sontorian mendengarnya kemudian dengan lirik mata Ucop bagi isyarat. Oh God.... apar darrrr, saya tercharut depan En.M . Dia dengar atau tidak, saya tidak tahu. Sebab dia buat muka bodoh & selamber jer. Dalam hati "I....takut!Silap2 misai dia melenting!!" Dusshhhh...
Huh...penatnya waktu puasa nilah suruh kita semua keluar pejabat buat kerja. Jam 8.30pagi bertolak dari pejabatku yang indah nan permai (keji statement palsu) dengan van Kia-Pregio. Aduh mak oii... pertama kali naik van model ni, terasa macam dalam tin aluminium, terhentak sikit sahaja "dum..peong..." macam bunyi tin ditiup angin. hahahaha.... Habis semua lagu dalam Hand phone kesayanganku @Sony Ericsson W850i saya dengar. Penat telinga...
Setibanya di Muar, driver terus menuju ke hotel "check-in". Tidak sempat rehat terus diarahkan beroperasi. Keji! Tak boleh tengok orang senang sikit. Inilah nasib orang seperti saya "SYMP"-saya yang menurut perintah. Hendak diluah mati mak, ditelan mati bapa. Tiada tempat mengadu...... :<>
Sampai sahaja tempat "jenayah"(CSI-Miami), terus jadi pak pacak depan lokasi. Bagai Laksamana zaman Hang Tuah. Panas! Tuhan sahaja yang tahu. En.M siap berjemur ala-ala "sun-tanning" dengan tali leher sekali. Sempat wat lawak petang dengan Ucop Sontorian untuk ambil gambar En.M hantar ke surat akhbar STAR dalam ruangan Candid. Mana tahu untung-untung menang RM50.00.
Dari jam 1.30pm bekerja dengan gigih sampai lupa masa buka puasa En.M . Betul ker gigih orang tua ni..... Menggigil badan lapar teramat sangat! Sampai di hotel terus serbu pula restoran hotel yang ada di tingkat 3. Ucop Sontorian apa lagi tanpa membuang masa dan segan menyahut cabaran "SERBU.............!!!!" Nasib baik sempat baca Bismillah. :> Lepas makan, masing-masing masuk bilik rehat sepuas-puasnya.
Hari ini dalam sejarah. En.M diangkat sebagai watak utama dalam segala perbualan. Jadi tumpuan utama. Calon Charutz Award. Baik buruk seseorang manusia itu terpulang pada tafsiran masing-masing. Mejulang status "Drama King" atau "Back-stabber" susah hendak diterima. Menarik: Zack pula indentiti "complicated" buat masa ini.

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